Dec 5, 2018
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Me: good morning
My brain at 6:57am: you should have killed yourself when you were 15
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Jul 18, 2018
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elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans
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Sep 4, 2017
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It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
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Me: good morning
My brain at 6:57am: you should have killed yourself when you were 15
(via queengaia)
elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans
(via pietriarchy)
It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
(via queengaia)